A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
With love and hisses.
An envelope!
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel