A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
There is no F in way.
Tomb it may concern.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"