What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"