A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
D, M, C, and A.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel