A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
