A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because it's always in bed.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"