What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

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What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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