Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
get off the merry-go-round! :)
You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
A suuh dude!
A Suhhh Dude