Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
D, M, C, and A.
With a pair of Caesars.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.