What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.