What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.