What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.