What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

V Jokes More V Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.