What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

V Jokes More V Jokes

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.