What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.