What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

End Jokes More End Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.