Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned