Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Heavy Metal Jokes More Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.