Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned