Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Heavy Metal Jokes More Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.