Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Pungent

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night