Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Heavy Metal Band Jokes More Heavy Metal Band Jokes

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Dave Mustaine Jokes More Dave Mustaine Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!