How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.