How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.