How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.