How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.