How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"