How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*