Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Why are pistachios called pistachios?

More like "these-are-hard-to-openios"

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.