Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Why are pistachios called pistachios?

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