How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.