None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
They can't change anything lol
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Dad.
They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Put him on stilts !
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!