What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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A Humblebee.

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It got toad away.

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He simply croaked !

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Hire a cunning linguist.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.