Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.