Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.