Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.