What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82