What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.