What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82