What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.