What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

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A knight light

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Sleep in the wardrobe !

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He keeps a log

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Santa stops at three hoes.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.