What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.