Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.
They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted.
Because 12 13 14!
With its buccaneers!
Wet.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Everywhere!
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
Canta Plaus.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
Missile Toe!
Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
One's a group of cunning runts...
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
Hamster.
He went oui, oui.
