How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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a migraine

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Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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I dunno. Ask the kids.

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Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.