How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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He could never hit his kids.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!