Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck