Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Many hands make light work.
To get to the other side!
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Life eventually ends.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
