A jet setter !
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
