What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.