Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.