Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.