A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Because they might peel!
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The wall behind him.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
The Captains log
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Walnuts