What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne