What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..