What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..