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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!