The captain's log!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
The Captain's Log.
The captain's log.
Because they all wear red shirts