Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.