Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.