Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...