Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies