Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.