What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.