What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.