What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle