What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.