What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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Teach me senpai!

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole