What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)