What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.