Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle