Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.