Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !