What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."