Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.