Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.