Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.