How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.