How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters