How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark