What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

U Haul Truck Jokes More U Haul Truck Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know