What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

U Haul Truck Jokes More U Haul Truck Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know