What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know