What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know