What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know