What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know