What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

U Haul Truck Jokes More U Haul Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move