Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.