Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.