Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.