Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.