Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.