How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.