How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.