How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!