What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major