What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

What do you call a homeless college student?

A philosophy major

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.