A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
