A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
A new last name!
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
