A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
A retail store.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?
All of them.
More than three, I still can't reach it.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
