Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.