Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!