Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)