Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !