Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
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A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
