Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.