New Yorker Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

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Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

Wire Jokes More Wire Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!