Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.