Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.