Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Slavs Jokes More Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.