Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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An eggshibitionist

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

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How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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You shoot the guys pushing it.

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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They paint the town dead!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey