Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.