Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Slav Jokes More Slav Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.