Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!