Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus