Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
He moved down-under!!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
Hella
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
A WashingTon.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Two at most.
