Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
He moved down-under!!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella.
Hella
Because it had a 4-way.
He caught her in a 4-way
The average elevation.
A WashingTon.
They're both under DC.
A Memento
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
A casket
He felt his presents.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old