Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
He moved down-under!!
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella.
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Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
San Andreas fault.
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Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
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the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Stop being so elfish, Karen!"
Hella
Sushi bars and stop signs.
