What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...