Infinity Pool Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.