How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.