How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking