Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.