Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.