Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.