What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?

Bleach.