What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic