What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

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What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?

Bleach.

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic